FUNNY COUPLE

FUNNY COUPLE

FUNNY COUPLE

FUNNY COUPLE

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Funny Clip of girls

Comic Strip

'Being Five' comic strip by cartoonist, George Sfarnas is about a five year old boy who has a blog where he shares his life and thoughts to the world. This comic is updated 3 times a week.

Motivational Posters

Motivational Posters

Motivational Posters

Funny Couple Collections

Funny Baby

FUNNY CATS

Kitni Pyari Panty Hai

Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Faraq Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai”

Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo”

Sali: “Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju“

Aaj Ki Nari Kya Nahi Kar Sakti

Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi

Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli

“Aaj Naari Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?”

Piche Se Awaj Aayi: “Susu“

Amazing Flirting one Liners

* Hey did it hurt????????when god dropped u from heaven????
* Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
* oh.... u r so gorgeous... that i almost forgot my standard pickup line
* i'm here to wipe tat singles tag ur carring!!
* do u believe in love at first sight or shud i pass ba again...
* hey beauty, i have lost my mobile, can i borrow your number?
* Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get. ;)
* V both R staying alone, so whose house is the Best...?
* If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
* I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
* I may not be the best looking guy in here,but i'm the ONLY ONE talking to u
* You must be really tired!!! coz u have been running in my mind all day
* is that a stampead or is it just my heart pounding!!!
* Smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips...!!!!
* Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
* Its girls like u that cause global warming!!!!!!
* Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
* Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
* I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
* I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
* Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
* You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
* My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
* When God made you, he was showing off

Indian Independence Day sms messages

*Be Proud to be an Indian

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………

*Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

*I m in love, I’m passionate about him

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 61st Birth Day.
Its apna india

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

*I’ve sumthing 4 u, close ur eyes

I have someting for u.
Close ur eyes:

1
2
3
4
5
6

CHEATER!!!

U didn’t close ur eyes.
So nothing 4 u Exept
My sincerity my love & prayers
Happy Independence Day

*Some Like Sunday

Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day

* Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

*Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day Quotes

Around the Web, join the celebrations and learn about the events leading up to the historic moment, and the words of inspiration that the heroes of the movement used to move their people closer to independence.

Explore both traditional and modern customs that surround the holiday in India, as well as in areas throughout the world where India's emigrees have made their homes.

You'll find Independence Day ecard greetings to send to family and friends, favorite recipes for sweets, special holiday dishes and kid-friendly resources to help commemorate this historic day ....

The world learned the power of nonviolent protest as Gandhi lead the diverse peoples of India in a struggle for home rule.

The state of India formally gained independence on August 15, 1947 after centuries of British rule - and years of turmoil. Today, the date is marked with somber speeches, colorful parades, and celebrations....in far-flung communities from New Delhi to New York City.

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves… — Abraham Lincoln

India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe’s languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
Will Durant, American historian

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be won… — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high;
Where knowledge is free;
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by domestic walls;
Where words come out from the depth of truth;
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection;
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit;
Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action–
Into that heaven of freedom, my father, let my country awake.
Rabindranath Tagore

Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men… — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Liberty is the breath of life to nations… — Bernard Shaw

Celebrate your freedom in the world’s larget democracy “India”. Happy Independence Day. Proud to be an Indian

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made!” –Albert Einstein

28 states, 7 UTs, 1618 languages, 6400 casts, 6 religion, 29 major festivals and the ONE COUNTRY. Happy Independence Day. Jai Hind

“Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood… will contribute to the growth of this nation and to make it strong and dynamic.”

Indira Gandhi

“We have believed – and we do believe now – that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible”

Indira Gandhi

For some days, people thought that India was shaking. But there are always tremors when a great tree falls.

Ultimate collection of INDEPENDANCE DAY wallpaper

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