Monday, August 2, 2010

VERY FUNNY One-liners

# Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

# Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks

# Married life has many Ups and Downs... May most of yours be between the sheets!

# The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

# Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?
B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?

# Define contraceptive pill?
It�s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

# What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

# Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

# Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... It�s only when u leave her a virgin!

# Great door signs:
Gynecologist: Dr Jones at your cervix.
Septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels.
Plumber's office: Wwe repair what ur husband fixed.
Tire shop: Invite us to ur next blowout.
Electrical shop: Let us remove ur shorts.
Maternity room: Push, Push, Push.

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