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Kitni Pyari Panty Hai

Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Faraq Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai”

Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo”

Sali: “Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju“

Aaj Ki Nari Kya Nahi Kar Sakti

Theater Mein Naari Pradhan Film Chal Rahi Thhi

Ek Ladki Josh Mein Khadi Ho Kar Boli

“Aaj Naari Khadi Ho Jaaye To Kya Nahi Kar Sakti?”

Piche Se Awaj Aayi: “Susu“

Amazing Flirting one Liners

* Hey did it hurt????????when god dropped u from heaven????
* Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
* oh.... u r so gorgeous... that i almost forgot my standard pickup line
* i'm here to wipe tat singles tag ur carring!!
* do u believe in love at first sight or shud i pass ba again...
* hey beauty, i have lost my mobile, can i borrow your number?
* Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get. ;)
* V both R staying alone, so whose house is the Best...?
* If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
* I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
* I may not be the best looking guy in here,but i'm the ONLY ONE talking to u
* You must be really tired!!! coz u have been running in my mind all day
* is that a stampead or is it just my heart pounding!!!
* Smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips...!!!!
* Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
* Its girls like u that cause global warming!!!!!!
* Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
* Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
* I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
* I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
* Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
* You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
* My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
* When God made you, he was showing off

Indian Independence Day sms messages

*Be Proud to be an Indian

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………

*Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

*I m in love, I’m passionate about him

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 61st Birth Day.
Its apna india

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

*I’ve sumthing 4 u, close ur eyes

I have someting for u.
Close ur eyes:

1
2
3
4
5
6

CHEATER!!!

U didn’t close ur eyes.
So nothing 4 u Exept
My sincerity my love & prayers
Happy Independence Day

*Some Like Sunday

Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day

* Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

*Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day